Santa knows who’s been naughty and nice. This year, he’s been spending a lot of time down range with ST3 (SANTA Team 3). His weapon of choice: the FN SCAR Heavy (7.62mm NATO) with a 13in barrel, Advanced Armament Corp SCAR-H flash hider and suppressor, and a Vickers two-point sling. Needless to say, Santa has been busy this year. He has several thousand pages of Taliban fighters on his naughty list and has dealt with them swiftly with his custom hand-loaded ammo: a 168 grain BCJ (black coal jacket) round. Sometimes, he calls in CES (Close Elf Support)! After all, Santa’s workshop is a major defense contractor and elves make the JDAM year round for our US military.

It’s been a very long deployment, but Santa assured me that he’s taking a short leave in order to delivery gifts to all of the world’s children tomorrow night. Keep the faith and have a very Merry Christmas! God bless you and yours!

— Evan